Dec 1999

Hello, everyone. You seem to be awakening from summer comas, as information is trickling in from classmates. Maybe it has something to do with the Bulldogs’ excellent 5-1 start, or the soccer victory over then top-ranked Indiana, but I am glad to hear from you. First, for those who have been losing sleep over the future of my predecessor Mr. Bogaty, who is caught in the Mobil-Exxon mega-merger, I have learned that he will become CFO of…