Grandad Jokes: 3000 Jokes on Trump and Other Nonsense
November saw the release of Richard Seltzer’s newest book, Grandad Jokes: 3000 Jokes on Trump and Other Nonsense. Available online for only $3 as a PDF book, you can download your copy right now!
It has a few that probably qualify as simple “dad jokes” (aka, groaners):
What did Zorro and the Lone Ranger have in common?
Neither of them caught COVID.
or this one:
The millipede was confused by social distancing rules.
He couldn’t decide which six feet.
But the bulk of the humor and wordplay does focus on the former president:
Trump complained that the
Playboy models were fully clothed
— more fake nudes.
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Our evolving language.
Now when you want to make sure
someone doesn’t testify against you,
you slip him a Michael Flynn.
Finally,
Trump’s idea of a clean election
is one paid for with laundered money.
Download your free sample — https://assets.booklocker.com/pdfs/12606s.pdf
In the interest of fairness, why not include Biden jokes? At least he has a b*st*rd grandchild, a gift from the “smartest guy” Joe knows, and I doubt there will be a mention of this in a joke book. Your political bias, like mine, does generally not belong in this forum, but I had to say something. I think your overt bias is a great reason to not purchase that joke book. Trump certainly has his flaws, but in today’s politics, he’s not alone, and Joe (Let’s Go Brandon) is especially notable for his flaws, from which the media assiduously tries, without success, to protect him. Having a crack addicted son to go unmentioned in a joke book would not happen if there was Trump DNA involved.